Oh Trijicon, fair name in the annals of arms,
How art thou fallen from grace in these modern times?
Once the darling of the pistol-bearing set,
Thy offerings now pale in comparison to thy rivals.
With the RMR Type 2, thy crowning achievement,
Thou hast not seen fit to release any updates or new models,
Allowing other companies to surpass thee in features and variety.
Aimpoint doth offer the ACRO, with advanced lens coatings and prolonged battery life,
While Holosun doth boast solar-powered sights and other unique options.
But alas, Trijicon, thy RMR Type 2 is plagued by the inconvenience
Of having to dismount the optic to change the battery,
A drawback that doth not befall thy competitors.
Oh Trijicon, to regain thy rightful place in the market,
Thou must innovate and release new, exciting products.
Until then, shooters shall turn to other brands for their pistol optics needs.
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